Her "diet"

While I was chatting with the secretary of our department, our former director came in with--not surprisingly--a big tub of caramel popcorn. This she opened and good-naturely offered some to me and to the secretary. After each of us got more than handful, our former director who has long been trying to reduce weight explained to us that "kaunti lang ang calories nito (this has very little calories)" then disappeared into her office with the rest of the popcorn. I suppose she was referring to the number of calories per serving. But since it is apparent she would be consuming the rest of the popcorn all by herself, her point became virtually moot.