Oldie but goldie

Have just installed the 1913 edition of Webster's Dictionary in my cellphone. Despite being obviously outdated--I love how it defines a 'computer' as 'one who computes'--it should still prove useful for quick look-ups.

Someone to watch over him

Just after midnight this morning, the goat sent me a text message to thank me for last Saturday's dinner. He also asked me to watch over the bear whenever he would be out of town. Naturally, I responded by promising that I would watch over the bear.